What is the range of a Viola?
As far as you can kick it.
Showing posts with label viola. Show all posts
Showing posts with label viola. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Friday, December 7, 2012
What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
Saturday, November 17, 2012
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Saturday, January 14, 2012
Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?
Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?
They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.
They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But ...
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?
It's usually still in the case.
It's usually still in the case.
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Sunday, October 2, 2011
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Monday, September 19, 2011
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Sunday, September 4, 2011
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in ...
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in the road?
There are skid marks before of the skunk.
There are skid marks before of the skunk.
Saturday, August 27, 2011
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in ...
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in the road?
There are skid marks before of the skunk.
There are skid marks before of the skunk.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But ...
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?
It's usually still in the case.
It's usually still in the case.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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