What do hurricanes and women have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Showing posts with label common. Show all posts
Showing posts with label common. Show all posts
Monday, January 7, 2013
Friday, November 30, 2012
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
Men always miss them.
Thursday, August 2, 2012
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Sunday, June 10, 2012
What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Thursday, March 15, 2012
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Sunday, January 29, 2012
What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Monday, January 16, 2012
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Sunday, January 1, 2012
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Monday, November 28, 2011
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Saturday, November 5, 2011
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Sunday, October 30, 2011
What do hurricanes and women have in common?
What do hurricanes and women have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Friday, October 21, 2011
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
Men always miss them.
Friday, October 14, 2011
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Sunday, October 9, 2011
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Sunday, October 2, 2011
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Friday, September 2, 2011
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Sunday, July 31, 2011
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
Men always miss them.
Thursday, June 30, 2011
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
They both wriggle when you eat them.
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