Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?
Nothing all the good ones are taken.
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Showing posts with label Whats. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Saturday, February 16, 2013
What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
A microwave stops when you open the door.
A microwave stops when you open the door.
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Friday, December 14, 2012
What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?
What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?
His ass.
His ass.
Friday, December 7, 2012
What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?
What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?
Divorce him.
Divorce him.
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Saturday, August 25, 2012
What's a perfect breakfast for a woman?
What's a perfect breakfast for a woman?
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Friday, July 6, 2012
What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?
What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?
Divorce him.
Divorce him.
Saturday, June 9, 2012
What's a perfect breakfast for a woman?
What's a perfect breakfast for a woman?
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Thursday, March 29, 2012
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?
Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?
The used car salesman knows when he's lying.
The used car salesman knows when he's lying.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and O. J. Simpson?
What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and O. J. Simpson?
Christopher Reeves got the electric chair ... and OJ walked!
Christopher Reeves got the electric chair ... and OJ walked!
Saturday, December 31, 2011
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
E.T. phoned home.
Friday, December 16, 2011
What's a perfect breakfast for a woman?
What's a perfect breakfast for a woman?
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Thursday, December 8, 2011
What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?
What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?
Divorce him.
Divorce him.
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
What's the most effective birth control device for men. ...
What's the most effective birth control device for men.
Their manners.
Their manners.
Thursday, November 17, 2011
What's a perfect breakfast for a woman?
What's a perfect breakfast for a woman?
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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