Showing posts with label Princess. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Princess. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the ...

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the ...

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the ...

If Princess Diana's heart was in the right place, why was it found on the dashboard?

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Why did the Princess cross the road?

Why did the Princess cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls.