Showing posts with label happened. Show all posts
Showing posts with label happened. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

He went down to two butts a day.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Friday, November 11, 2011

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

He went down to two butts a day.

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Friday, October 21, 2011

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

He went down to two butts a day.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Friday, August 12, 2011

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

He went down to two butts a day.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

Friday, April 15, 2011

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

He went down to two butts a day.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

He went down to two butts a day.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond. ...

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so."

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.