Showing posts with label shirt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shirt. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

Friday, May 27, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. ...

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Monday, April 4, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I ...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.