Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.
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Showing posts with label fairy. Show all posts
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once ...
"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
Saturday, May 28, 2011
"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once ...
"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
Friday, April 15, 2011
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down ...
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.
The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.
Friday, April 8, 2011
"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once ...
"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
Monday, March 28, 2011
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down ...
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.
The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.
Saturday, March 26, 2011
"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once ...
"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
Monday, March 14, 2011
"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once ...
"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
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